Yes, folks, it’s true. Eldersburg now has a Starbucks that’s not inside a grocery store. It’s inside a bank.
Okay, it used to be a bank, now it’s a Starbucks.
A really big Starbucks. A beautiful Starbucks. A super Starbucks. The largest Starbucks in North America. If not the known universe.
It sells coffee! Now all it needs are customers. Plus it has outdoor seating to capture that Eldersburg ambiance. In other words, you can sit outside and enjoy your coffee while staring at a parking lot. Or Cobblestones. No, not the quaint sort of cobblestones you find in old parts of Philadelphia. Cobblestones the bar. (A very nice bar I might add.)
So stay inside. It’s beautiful. Local resident, Anna, who is 10, says: “This is the best coffee I’ve ever been not allowed to drink.”
If you’re looking for it you’ll find it at the old K Bank location at 1438 Liberty Road in Eldersburg. I’m not sure what happened to the K Bank. And I don’t care.
We’ve got plenty of banks. What we need are hangouts and hangouts inside grocery stores don’t count.